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Thursday, January 30, 2014

[T-NORTH (Matsumoto Mitohi. )] Kawaisugiru Hitaka-Senpai♂ to xxx Shitai! [English]

Most of what I have to say about this one's in the credits. However, I would like to say that, for those wondering why this isn't one of the images included in my last post, it's because this wasn't uploaded yet when I posted that, and I thought these two were so good that I should do them first. I'll get to the artist CGs, don't worry.

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Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Stuff I will NOT be translating.

Okay, so I've had several comments and recommendations as far back as my 3rd or 4th TL and as recently as my last. Some of them are good, some of them make sense, but the book itself just isn't my thing, and some of them are just fucking stupid (don't worry, I won't be naming names here). I figured I'd make a post highlighting a few of the suggestions I've gotten quite a few of via PMs, comments, etc. and say which ones I will definitely never be doing. Ever. Whether I just don't like them, they're too much work for not enough reward, someone I know is already working on them, I won't be doing them. Ever. So don't ask.

1. [Yuunagi no Senryokugai Butai] Kouhai-kun wa Oreshoku Hiyake Shounen!
2. Anything by Ash Wing
3. Unless it's been there for an extremely long time already, anything by Aogiri Penta

I'll be adding to this list as people recommend more stuff. I might also look through my comments and see other stuff that people recommended me. I know for certain there was some more stuff I didn't like on there, but I can't remember it all. Some of those (like Aogiri Penta's stuff) I want to TL, but other people will do that, so it's not a big issue for me. If it's on there for months, I might reconsider it.

Anyway, one more important note. I also have no plans to switch from traps to something else in the near future. I probably will eventually, but not right now. Please don't ask me about any other niche genre. I'll decide on that when I get to it. If you message me once with a question about it, I'll probably politely refer you to this post. If you do it multiple times, I'm going to insult you. If you try to bribe me with donations or something, I'm going to say no and ignore you. If you try to bribe me with something even more stupid, like e-h currency, I'm going to laugh, then ignore you. Thanks for reading, and happy fapping.

I'll leave with a preview of some stuff I'm thinking of TL'ing. When will it be out? Who knows?




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Saturday, January 25, 2014

[Anthology] Otokonoko Uke Vol. 2 [English]

Also known as "Post of the Year" by many. It's finally complete. The whole thing actually took me less than a week, which really surprised me. Or killed me. Well, one of those. I'll be taking some time off after this (probably a week or so), but there's plenty here to keep you guys busy. My ranking was probably the Tatsuyoshi one first (magical girl), then "Nagusamete ageyoka, Ojisan?" (the kid in the park), then the rest. They were all really good, though.

Also, unrelated to the TL itself, uploading is really fucking pissing me off recently, so I'm switching to Turbobit. Yeah, they suck compared to uploading, but I'm not dealing with Uploading's shit anymore. I got banned a while back from mediafire, and even if I did make a new account, they tend to delete stuff too fast. This TL is an anomaly in its size anyway. Most stuff's only like 10 to 50 (max) mb's big, so it's not that big of a deal.

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Wednesday, January 22, 2014

And the Anthology Award™ goes to...


If you said "オトコの娘ウケ Vol. 2", then why the hell are you waiting for an English translation? Go read it right now. It's great. If you said something else, haha, screw that. Actually this one wasn't what I was originally going to do, but I saw it, read it, and fucking loved it. There's so much sugar in here that you'll gain 50 lbs, get diabetes, and rot your teeth before you even have a chance to swallow. Every story in here is amazing, and I'm sure you'll like them all. The only problem with this scan is that one of the pages is corrupted (the last 1/3rd of the page isn't visible), but it's not worth skipping the book or even that chapter for it. There are nine chapters in here, and I'm not going to tell you how far I am. Have I started? Am I done with the majority? All but one? Maybe I only finished one. How long will it take? Hah! Like I'm gonna tell you. Actually, it all really depends on how industrious I'm feeling. Will I TL a few chapters a day, one chapter a day, or just sit there and do a chapter whenever I feel like it in between other shit? Only time will tell. Until that time comes.




Sunday, January 19, 2014

[QUNAMI] (Kunami Himehiko) Torikko [Digital] [English]

Excellent art from what's becoming one of my favorite artists. I wish it were longer, but oh well. The quality makes up for it.

Now, in regard to my future translations, I'm getting pretty busy playing Dragon Quest with the Spring semester, so it might take a little longer. Though that might be amplified even more if I decide that my anthology release will be one big upload instead of small chapters. Either way, don't expect the uploads to be as frequent in the coming weeks.

Of course, I'll be dropping everything, including my controller textbooks if Nagi comes out with the Lulu book. That's getting TL'd right away. Even if I'm in the middle of another one, so don't worry about that.

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Saturday, January 18, 2014

[dix-sept] Choco Love [English]

Cute trap friend comes over to nurse you back to health. Except you're not actually sick. Like that will stop
him.

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Tuesday, January 14, 2014

(Monstergirl) [Kishibe] Sphinx-chan's Ultra Quiz [English] {Ver. 2}

Well, for my 50th trap release, I wanted to go back and redo one of my earliest translations, which also happens to be one of my favorites. As it says in the title, however, this IS NOT TRAP/SHOTA. It's monster girl, which is what I started out with. If you have any interest in that genre, I'd suggest you read it. It's quite good, and now looks like an actual release.

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(Shota Scratch 15) [Prism Link (Miyoshi)] Ibunkakouryuu [English]

More elf shota. Not quite as good as Nagi's, but you take what you can get. This would've actually been very good, if the damn images weren't so small. Oh well. It's still pretty good. The content itself at least is quite good. It's even got some elf-on-elf later.

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Sunday, January 12, 2014

Not a translation, but excellent news for Nagi's elf work fans!

IT HAS BEEN CONFIRMED! Nagi-Ichi will be authoring Lulu as his next work! And it says it's what you'd expect out of a Lulu homestay, but, just like the previous two, he'll be sure to inject Lulu's personality into the book. I can't fucking wait for this. Expect me to start on it as soon as it comes out.

[QUNAMI] (Kunami Himehiko) Boku ga Kanojo [English]

Sorry for the tiny-ass 5197 x 7323 dimensions and 600 dpi. I realize only peasants will be satisfied by this, but it's the best I could find. In all seriousness, though, almost 100mb for this is ridiculous. Good quality, though.

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Thursday, January 9, 2014

[QUNAMI] (Kunami Himehiko) Kimi ni Au Natsu [English]

Short but amazing. I'm considering doing the other one by the same artist. It's much longer (3x the length; the gallery has a big and small version), but I read through it and it seems easy enough.

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Wednesday, January 8, 2014

(Nisshisshi) Air Shinkan [English]

Usually I'm not a huge fan of Touhou or gender bender, but this was too good to ignore. Coincidentally, here's a link to more info about Shirikodama. Because who doesn't want to know about that?

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[abgrund (udk)] taru natsu (Naru taru) [English]

RIP abgrund...everything you've made deserves a translation, no matter how short. A note about the font, I usually don't like to use augie, instead favoring Wild Words, but since the dialogue here looked handwritten, I thought it fit better. This is probably the artist that first got me into traps, so I have a lot of nostalgia for her work. Enjoy.

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(C79) [Tottototomekichi (Tomekichi)] Otouto no Tomodachi [English]

Another moderately long one. Fortunately, it was pretty good as well. I'm pretty sure the flat-chested thing was thrown in there to imply that the older brother was just covering his desire to fuck the younger brother, but it's still pretty damn funny.

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Monday, January 6, 2014

[P-ME (Sakai Ringo)] Aruhi Onaka wo Sukaseta Shounen Yousei Sylphie wo Hirottara (Original) [Digital] [English]

So I finished a book that I thought would take a lot longer in about 2.5 days. I was actually going to divide it into parts, doing half the editing one day, half the next, and the same for the TL. Then I ended up doing all the editing in one day, and the TL the next day. It only took me about 4 or so hours, too. Not too shabby when you consider it's like 45 (actual) pages.

Another note on "Yousei", it could be translated as like "spirit" or something to that effect, but I chose "fairy" because I thought it was cuter and fit the setting more. Either one would fit, anyway. Also I romanized the name "Sylphie" because I liked it. Though I'm pretty sure when I rar'd I right clicked and used the default name for the folder, so it's different for the uploads here. Those anal enough to see it, sorry. And those not anal enough to see it, but anal enough to be bothered by it now that I pointed it out, hehe.

FUCKING FAIRIES.

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Saturday, January 4, 2014

[Yuunagi no Senryokugai Butai] Tatoeba Shota Elf ga Wagaya ni Kitara (Original) [English]

Yes, yes, yes! Another Nagi-Ichi work done and done. This was totally worth the considerable effort it took me to finish it. Who needs vidya with friends when you can spend two pairs of sleepless nights (that's four, not in a row) translating hentai? Besides, Lolo's finally becoming a real crossdresser. Baby steps, man. Baby steps.

Now, I went to Nagi-Ichi's site and saw his New Year post.. I'm not sure how to feel about it. What it says in the area above the image is that this past year (2013), he wanted to draw some women, but it ended up all about the penis. Then he says this year he'll really try to draw a book with a girl! He also says it might be under a different name. So if you see the art and don't recognize the name, that's why. He also says he wants to do an offline doujin. Obviously meaning he wants an analogue one that he draws on paper instead of digital. I don't really mind this, as he's so popular that I'm sure it'll get scanned the day it comes out. And in the comments he says all of his other work that isn't offline, and a digital version of the offline one will be up on dlsite eventually anyway.

Then, in response to a comment, he states that he's thinking of making monstertrap stuff. Which is the greatest thing I've ever heard. But then he reasserts that he really wants to do a girl book under a different name. I don't mind that idea, as long as he does the monster one too. Please, Nagi. Just take my money. I'm begging you. Oh well. Whatever he does, I'm sure it'll be good. And with that, I'll leave you with a happy fapping New Year.

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Wednesday, January 1, 2014

(SC54) [Kirsi Engine (Kirsi)] Muttsuri Shoukai ni Youkoso (Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu) [English]

Finally, I'm up to date. From this post onward, every upload that's on ExH will be uploaded on here concurrently. Happy. Goddamn. Fapping.

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[Chinzuriina] Koushoku Shounen Vol. 2 - Boku no Pakosutanto [English]

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[Kagechin] Josou Shounen Hyakumonogatari - Ootawake no Prologue [English]

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(Shota Scratch 15) [Kirsi Engine (Kirsi)] Kyuushuu Mesu Shota (Original) [English]

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[Akari Seisuke] Josou Shounen Hyakumonogatari - Kimi Dake ni Hana wo [English]

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[Road map (Shindou Hajime)] Jousou Shounen Dorei Bondage Choukyou 2 [English]

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[Ueda Yuu] Jibun Katte [English]

[Fujinomiya Yuu] Shotarista 2 - Gensou Josou Shounen [English]

Fucking exhentai and their damn tags. I spent TWENTY MINUTES of my life on this, only to find out it was already translated. Quite possibly the worst thing that's ever happened to me in my entire life.

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(C74) [dicca (Suemitsu Dicca)] Korizu ni Josou Shounen Hon 2 (Master of Epic) [English]

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[Mikami Hokuto] Josou Shounen Hyakumonogatari - Nekomonoke [English]

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[Takashita Takashi] Koushoku Shounen Vol. 02 - Night Out 2 [English]

[Yokoyama Negi] Josou Shounen Hyakumonogatari - Konatakanata no Kimi [English]

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[Chinzuriina] Otokonoko Heaven Vol. 11 - Sensei to Kozukuri LOVE Jugyou [English]

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[Yuunagi no Senryokugai Butai] Moshimo Otokonoko Elf ga Wagaya ni Kitara [English]

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[Siro] Itsudemo Matteru Yo [English]

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[Siro] Yosomi Shinaidene [English]

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[Siro] Koneko Hiroimashita [English]

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[Naokichi] Otokonoko Heaven Vol. 11 - Little Mermaid Idol [English]

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[Hanamaki Kaeru] Otokonoko Heaven Vol. 11 - Shinyuu ga Yukata de Kawaii Sugiru [English]

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[Kitsune Choukan] Otokonoko Heaven Vol. 11 - Lovely School Swimsuit!! [English]

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[Yuunagi no Senryokugai Butai] Itsudemo Ore wa Otokonoko Erufu to Ecchi ga Shitainda!!! [English]

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[Yuunagi no Senryokugai Butai] Soredemo Ore wa Shota Elf to Ecchi ga Shitainda!! [English]

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Nanamatsu Kenji (Ego Dance) - Hachiman Hachiman Hachiman! [English]

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[Yuunagi no Senryokugai Butai] Tonikaku Ore Wa Otokonoko Erufu To Ecchi Ga Shitainda!! [English]

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(C80) [Lucia] Choco Cornet (Original) [English]

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[Yuunagi no Senryokugai Butai] Madamada Ore wa Bitchina Mesushotaerufu to Etchi ga Shitainda!! [English]

Still one of my favorites, if not my favorite.
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[Kashimada Shiki] Otokonoko Heaven Vol. 7 - Kurisumasu Puresento wa Iranai [English]

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[Chinzuriina] Otokonoko Heaven Vol. 7 - Tadashii Shounen no Shitsukekata

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[Chinzuriina] Otokonoko Heaven Vol. 8 - Osananajimi wa Koakuma Aidoru [English]

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