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Friday, August 29, 2014

[Chinzuriina] Nemuri Otouto wa Hatsujouchuu [English]


I like how the brother's surprised that the little brother (probably) knows that he got fucked in his sleep. There were probably clues; such as, unless he scooped all of it out, the kid would notice if he woke up and had a wad of cum in his butt, even if it were dry by then. Well, it's hentai. Good fap material.

Speaking of which, this is my last TL before doing the Chin☆Dere tank. It might take a while. Until then.

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[Chinzuriina] Mahou Shounen Nukinuki Nuumii [English]


Magical boy/nurse. Here to heal your wounded heart.

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Thursday, August 28, 2014

[Chinzuriina] Mahousei Shounen Magical Mao-tan [English]


Grinding prostates like a mortar and pestle. That's actually a (kinda) literal translation.
I love Chinzuriina.

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Tuesday, August 26, 2014

[Memeya (Meme50)] Keikoku no Elf (Dragon's Crown) [Digital] [English]



Welp, this one is gonna be controversial for sure. There'll be people that hate it, and people with good taste. Oh well. The trap part is actually pretty vanilla, but it does have some vomiting and scat in the prelude and guest stuff. Have fun.

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Monday, August 25, 2014

[Chinzuriina] Cheerlove Otokonoko [English]


Second trap translation today. Cheerleader getup today. Fun stuff, people.

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[Chinzuriina] Natsu no Itazura [English]


Short but sweet. First of two same-day trap translations. Enjoy.

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[Kishibe] Gyuunyuu no Oishii Tsukuri kata (Comic Anthology Qoopa Vol. 7) [Digital] [English]

Warning: This is not a trap doujin.

Monstergirls! It's been a while since I did one of these, but with my trap TL's reaching 100, I decided to go back and do one of my favorite artist's works. Again, this is a monster(well, non-human)girl. This is not, in any way, a trap translation. It's still quite good, and I'd recommend reading it.

Sunday, August 24, 2014

[Chinzuriina] Ananii kara Hajimaru Koi no ABC [English]


I'm just sticking a dildo in my ass.
I'm just crossdressing while doing it.
I'm just sucking my brother's dick.
I'm just using his dick to masturbate.

We're not having sex. Nothing to see here.

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Saturday, August 23, 2014

[Chinzuriina] Namaiki Lingerie [English]


Chinzuriina knows about dat ass. Even the petite traps have it.

Note: Mega is being a shit. I'll get the link up ASAP once it's done.
Edit: Mega link now up.

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Thursday, August 21, 2014

Natsu no Takenawa [English]


Sorry I can't put the artist in the title, or a picture at the top but I don't want to risk this getting taken down like my last locon one did. This is fantastic, if a bit depressing, so I'd highly recommend reading it. It's all about the highest point in one's life, then the inevitable decline.

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Monday, August 18, 2014

Sunday, August 17, 2014

[QUNAMI (Kunami Himehiko)] [ rain ] 1st Story [English]


This is amazing. I have nothing else to say about this. Oh, who am I kidding with that? Of course I have more to say about it. The trap in this was extremely easy to empathize with. I've never really wanted to be a girl, but I could totally understand and feel exactly what he was thinking throughout the whole thing. Of course, the art was amazing as well. One of the best things I've ever translated. Read it. Now.

Oh, and I know I usually leave the titles as just Romaji, but it looked better as "1st Story" because the "rain" was already in English.

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Saturday, August 16, 2014

Friday, August 15, 2014

[Chinzuriina] Kekkon☆Osanazuma [English] (Chin☆COMPLETE)


I couldn't say no to this Chinzuriina chapter. It was too good. I won't be translating the other stories from that tank right in a row though, so fear not.

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[Sukiyoshi Shinji] Tomoesen [English] (Otokonoko Uke Vol. 1)

My last translation from Otokonoko Uke Vol. 1. This one was borderline NTR, but the art was extremely good and the protagonist wasn't a little fucking whiny bitch about it, so I said "fuck it." I think the good outweighed the bad on this one. Though if I could get a sequel where Kouichi turned that blonde asshole into
his sub/slave, I'd be very happy. Then this would've been perfect.

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Thursday, August 14, 2014

Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Tuesday, August 12, 2014

[CHINZURI BOP (Chinzuriina)] Supoburaniin Jittei to Suiminkan ya Icha Love H Shichaitai [English] (Plus my current donation plan)


New Chinzuriina shit (hehe). Actually, it's fairly old, but it was left untranslated. That is now fixed.
As a warning, this does have a little bit of scat in it. It's only a page, then it's only talked about a bit,
but it is there, so watch out if you don't like that.

As a side note about donations, right now the best plan I could think of is that I'll be opening and closing donations periodically. I'll probably leave the current donation button there until maybe the end of the month. Then I'll wait for a while and open it again (after announcing it first, of course). If you'd like to send me a donation after I've already taken the button down, send me an email at: mysterymeat3@gmail.com and I can open it back up for you for a few minutes. Thanks to those that already donated. I got a surprising amount of money in just a few days. I'll definitely be spending at least some of that on new doujin so don't worry.

Edit: Sad Panda link up. Sorry it took so long, but it was still dead when I went to sleep, and I just woke up.

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Sunday, August 10, 2014

[Kuromame] Koakuma Gokko [English]


It has been completed. This is amazing. All the stories are pretty damn good, with the possible exception of the last one (didn't I say that for the last two long translations as well?).

Also, for those that care, I decided to say "fuck it" and put up the donation button.

Note that, due to the size, this is only gonna be on Mega and Uploaded this time. It's pretty big (200mb), so I'd suggest downloading from Mega.

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Saturday, August 9, 2014

Do you like tanks? Also, my thoughts on donations.


I hope you guys enjoy Kuromame. This is really nice. Especially if you enjoy somewhat dominant (or at least mildly passive aggressive) traps. Not only will I be translating the entire tank here, I'm already over halfway finished. You heard correctly. I might actually be able to beat my last translating record of 9 days with Otokonoko Uke Vol. 2 with this one. If you're wondering how I'm able to do this; the answer is quite simply that I'm a wizard and I used magic. I also have an elf trap so be jealous of that.

An important note I thought I'd mention here (I was going to create an entire post addressing this, but I realized going through it that I didn't have enough material that I knew I wasn't going to translate to do so)

I won't be translating all of Otokonoko Uke Vol. 1 like I did with vol. 2.

The reason for this is twofold. Firstly, it contains a story (or two, I can't remember) that I've already translated. It was actually part of the Otokonoko Heaven that I first translated almost 10 or 11 months ago. Secondly, a few of the stories just weren't that great to me. Now, this means I won't be translating the entire book as an anthology. However,

I will be translating the stories from Otokonoko Uke Vol. 1 that I liked.

They'll just be normal releases instead of a huge anthology like before. Don't fret. I know there are some good ones in there, and I'll be doing them. I have not abandoned you, my people.

And this brings me to my final topic: donations. Several people have asked me about donations before, and I've always refused pretty pointedly. The thing about this is that I don't really have a problem with donations in general. I put out the work I like and similarly-minded people show their gratitude by giving me money. I don't work for the money and people aren't expected to pay me for it. It's just a gesture of goodwill (and a bonus for me). However, like most things, the issue isn't that simple.

The main problem I have with donations is that it fosters a sense of entitlement (dear god SJWs have made me hate using that word, but I couldn't think of a synonym) about my releases. It's like I owe you something because you gave me money. Conversely, it could make me shoot out shit just to get more money instead of because I enjoy it, and that would ruin the entire thing. I'm only human, and it's not like I'm rich. If I see some guy giving me $50 for doing this, of course I'm going to be happy.

However, I've recently begun to wonder if that's the right way of going about this. You see, there are many trap works that aren't on Sad Panda or anywhere free. And the ones that are on there usually take a month or so to show up unless they're by a super popular artist. For example, there's a Qunami work on DLSite right now that isn't on ExH despite being out for a while. To be frank, some of these look great, but I don't have the money to buy them. If I opened up to donations, I could probably buy them. That Qunami one would only cost around $6, with international tax and shit included, so it may not sound like much, but as my bank account can attest to, that builds up over time.

But to be sure, I would still be buying ones that I like. If you donated, you'd have to think of it as giving me the money and I use it on what I like. If that happens to be a new doujin that just came out or just a new gaming mouse, it's all up to me. I'm totally torn on what to do about this. On one hand I already said I wouldn't change my policies, but persisting in a policy that's foolish would be worse. So I'm opening it up to you guys. If you really think I should take your money, I guess I could give it a shot on a trail basis. Basically,

If I get enough people saying it's a good idea, not necessarily that they'd donate, just that they agree with the idea, then I might open up donations.

There you have it. I'm looking forward to hearing from you guys, and look forward to the book.

                                             

Wednesday, August 6, 2014

[clear glass (menimo)] Daga, Otoko Da [English]


Probably my last of these faster translations. One of the best I've ever seen, though. If you like Rukako, then you're gonna love this. Enjoy.

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Tuesday, August 5, 2014

[Tamagonokara (Shiroo)] Conquista Doll [Digital] [English]


Crossdressing dolls that you can somehow still stick your dick in. I have this feeling that quite a few of my recent translations have been absurd like this. Oh well. It's good to mix it up like that.

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(Shota Scratch 06) [GARAHADOH (Mario)] Yes, We are Unforgiven [English]


Rather low quality, and only half finished. But look at that face. I said look at it. How can you say no to that?

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