mysterymeat3 Translations

mysterymeat3 Translations

Saturday, October 31, 2015

[Neko Pantsu] Kawaii Shinryakusha (Monster Shoujo to no Retsujou) [English]


Warning: This is not a trap translation!

Happy Halloween. A little monstergirl action will make it complete, I think. I love how the guy gets a tail shoved in his ass and just goes "Well, it doesn't hurt, so fuck it." This man has priorities.

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[Bu-chan] Kiraku in Yaro? (Otoko no Ko-llection! II) [English]


Like you weren't thinking Yosuke when you saw the preview image.


Wednesday, October 14, 2015

(C88) [Yuunagi no Senryokugai Butai (Nagi Ichi)] Mesu Kagura R (THE IDOLM@STER SideM) [English]


More Rei. More ass.

For those of you asking about the full color elf CG that I never finished, I'm still working on it. I decided to just take it slowly and do a page every now and then, because it was really frustrating to work on. I'd recommend just forgetting about it. It'll come out eventually, but if you keep your hopes up, it's probably going to be too long.

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Wednesday, October 7, 2015

[Katou Chakichi] Mob☆Cafe (Otokonoko Heaven Vol. 20) [English]


Gyaru for one, feminization for the other. Can it get any better? Well, the censoring isn't ridiculous so I'd actually say yes. If you have any interest in traps at all (so if you're reading this), give this one a go. Seriously. It's top tier for sure. Until next time.

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Saturday, October 3, 2015

[Calm Atmosphere (Shinya, k.tomo)] Otokonoko Maid no Oshiri Sex Nikki Vol. 1 [English] [Digital]


If anything was worth the wait, it's this. I hope they make another one with the purple-haired trap too. Either way, this was great. And some of the lines in there made me laugh, too. They even have semen recipes at the end.

I'd also like to thank you guys that donated on Patreon. I'm surprised by how much I've gotten in like 2 days. I started it on October 1st just to make sure Patreon wouldn't try to pull any bullshit, since people only get charged at the end of the month, so let's hope it goes smoothly. If not I'll probably just be a dickhead and make one for something completely unrelated that in no way breaks the terms of service, and you guys can just donate to me with that one if you want instead. Either way, you guys are great. I'd make some semen sandwiches for you any day.

Also, Turbobit for some reason said the name isn't allowed on there, and I'm too lazy to figure out why, and I don't want to rename it something completely different, so I said fuck it. I'm sure most of you get it from Mega anyway. Until next time (should be much shorter).

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Thursday, October 1, 2015

FAQ Part Two, Donate Button Replaced With Patreon, Upcoming Translation, and More


Hey everyone, it's been a while. Almost a month, actually. I'm working on a translation that'll be done pretty soon (no more than a couple days), but due to personal reasons I haven't been able to translate as much recently. Hopefully that will change soon, but I can't promise anything. Regardless, I have a few things to announce. There will also be an FAQ at the end of stuff I've gotten emails about recently. It's in bold, huge font so just skip to that if it's all you care about.

First thing, I've replaced the paypal donate button with a Patreon support link. I've gotten numerous requests for this, and I've talked to my long-time friend about it as well, and he agrees this is better than shitty Paypal. I know a lot of you are NEETs or the like and don't have enough to donate even if you want to. In fact, I've had people email me and say they wish they could donate, but they only have like $3, and who cares about that? It's not even worth paying the paypal fee to transfer the money. And as much as I appreciate donations, he has a point. So this way, literally anyone can donate. Even $1 would be pretty great, because according to google stats this blog gets at least 20,000 visits a month. I'm sure many of those are repeat hits, but if I could get just 100 of those to donate $1, it would be awesome. However, I want to strongly remind you guys, donations are greatly appreciated, but by no means required. Do not donate unless you really want to. I didn't start doing this to beg for money. It's just really nice when it happens. I'm currently in college and my only real "job" is helping out a fledgling adult games site with translations, but they don't make enough money yet to really pay me, so I'm broke as fuck. Jim Sterling's over here making a lot of money just bitching about games, so fuck it. Might as well try for like 0.5% of what he gets from Patreon.

And speaking of games, that brings me to my next point. I may, I repeat, may break into translating games (including but not limited to visual novels) some time soon. I'm keeping this part short, as it's not specifically trap or blog related, but I thought you guys might want to know. I'm sure much of my audience here overlaps with the people that would download the game patches as well. It won't be specifically trap, and some of these games might not even be lewd, but let's just say that if you're tired of SJW and shitty agenda-ridden translations, you'll be happy about this. I'll be working on a team this time, though it's really just me and a friend I've known for years, but please don't email me asking if I need help. The only reason I'm teaming up with this guy is because he has much better programming skills than me, and I've been friends with him for over 10 years now. I still don't plan on including anyone else. Sorry.

Now it's time for FAQ Part 2: The Electric Jewgaloo.

Q: Will you translate x genre or y sub-genre?

The answer to the first question, assuming it's not trap, is no. No shemale or futa, either. Only trap. As I said before, this might not be forever, but I'll be announcing if I decide to start doing anything else. Until then, if there are no traps in it, it's definitely not getting done. The answer to the second part of the question is a bit more complicated. The stuff I said in my first FAQ, which is pinned in the right-hand bar, still stands. However, in addition to that, I've decided to make clear some more stuff I won't be doing. Note that I never planned on doing this stuff in the first place, I just didn't think of it when I wrote the original FAQ. First, female on trap. Nothing wrong with it, but I think it belongs more in femdom, which isn't my category. Gonna have to leave that to someone else. Besides, female on trap seems a lot less into gay territory to people, so I'm sure someone else will translate anything good that gets uploaded in that category. Second is futa on trap. These aren't as common as male or female on trap, and Short Warf seems to do most of them already, so I don't feel the need to.

Q: Will you translate more from x artist/circle?

This seems like a silly question to me, especially when I've already done the artist in the past, but yes. I don't plan on just not translating things by that artist ever again for no reason and without letting you guys know about it at all. Especially Chinzuriina. I get a lot of emails about that artist. I don't mean to single anyone out or make them feel dumb, but do you really think, after translating numerous chapters from him, then an entire tank, that I would just stop doing any translations of his stuff? Yes, I'll be doing more of him. Don't worry about it.

Q: Do you have preferred artists/circles to translate?

Now this is a much more reasonable question. Yeah, I do. I don't feel like making an ordered list of them all right here, but there certainly are artists I like more than others. Qunami, Aogiri Penta, and NemuNemu to name a few of them. That being said, I'll never interrupt one work to start another. So if something good is released and I've already started working on a different translation, the other stuff will have to wait until what I'm working on at the time is finished.

Q: If I buy this book and scan it, will you translate it?

This is a difficult question. On the one hand, if it's really good, of course I'll translate it. But now we're getting into paying for stuff for me to translate, which is a real pain in the ass. I'll say this: email me before you buy it if you want me to translate it. I'll let you know what my feelings are on it (definitely getting done immediately, probably do it soon, might do it, won't do it for a while, not interested at all, etc) then, and if you still want to pay for it, go ahead.

Q: Do you actually read all those translation requests people comment/email you?

You bet your ass I do. I don't read through the entire book they ask, but I do read each and every post, go through and check what they linked, and see if it piques my interest or not. I might not respond, but I do read them, no matter how busy I am. Trust me.

Q: FUCK YOU DEGENERATE! FUCKING CLOSET FAGSCUM!

Never change, /pol/. Never change.



And that's all for me this time around. Look forward to the translation coming up. For those of you wondering what it is, I'm not going to ruin the surprise, but the speech bubble at the top is from what I have done of it so far. You can probably figure it out from just that, actually. Until next time.