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mysterymeat3 Translations

Tuesday, January 31, 2017

(Futaket 11.5) [HONEY QP (Inochi Wazuka)] Ochinko Sensei [English]


More atypical stuff that's typical of Inochi Wazuka. Gotta be honest, if this class was an elective, I'd take it.

Probably two more commissions coming up, then I'll translate another volume of Gekkan.

Commissioner for this wishes to remain anonymous.

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[Nisepakudo (Nisepakuman-san)] PlaMo-kyou Chijo 2 -Ibitsu- (Gundam Build Fighters) [English] [Digital]


MILF Fucking Shota Part 2: Revenge of the Incest.

Commissioner: WiredRM

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If you have a commission that's too expensive to pay for on your own, consider crowdfunding it!

Saturday, January 28, 2017

[Nisepakudo (Nisepakuman-san)] PlaMo-kyou Chijo (Gundam Build Fighters) [English] [Digital]


Aras fucking shotas in the ass. Even better when it's Rinko. To be honest, I'm not a huge mech fan. I never have been. So I haven't even watched any of the Gundams after Mobile Suit. Even so, I still like Rinko, which is usually not the case with a series I haven't seen. That's how good she is. The art in this is clean and neat, too. I'd definitely recommend it if you like some straight(?) shota.

Commissioner: WiredRM

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Good news for the crowdfunders as well. Papa, Boku no Onna ni natte has been fully funded! No more current crowdfunding pools, so just kick back and relax while we get closer to that. Or you could start one if you're interested. 

Thursday, January 26, 2017

[Chinzurena] Tsuntsun Bunny to Koigokoro (Otokonoko HEAVEN Vol. 30) [English] [Digital]


That feel when you want to lick your best friend's ass because he put on some girl's clothes and bunny ears.

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Crowdfunding:
Only needs $30.54 to reach the goal!
Edit: We've reached the goal!

[Kaitou Yuuhi] Sailor JK to... (Otokonoko HEAVEN Vol. 30) [English] [Digital]


You gotta wonder how many people would actually care if a cute girl that tempted them to fuck turned out to be male. You see that plot all the time in hentai, but in reality, I feel like there's a pretty low chance that would do anything. Either way, the sex was good.

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Crowdfunding
Only needs $32.54 to reach the crowdfunding goal! Click the image to check out the crowdfunding efforts if you'd like to see this translated.
Edit: We've reached the goal!

Wednesday, January 25, 2017

(Futaket 12.5) [.7 (DAWY)] Sakuya, Saku 1 [English]


As I said in the exhentai gallery, this is a very cute story. I'm imagining it continuing to get gayer and gayer as Daisuke falls down the slippery slope, until he's full on sucking Sakuya's penis and getting fucked in the ass. But maybe that's just because I'm a degenerate.

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Check out some of the crowdfunding pools below if you'd like to see one translated. Okay, there's only one right now, but there might be more later, so I'm making a template.

Only needs $32.54 to reach the goal!
Edit: We've reached the goal!

Sunday, January 22, 2017

[Crowdfunding] [Ten no Katsuraya] Papa, Boku no Onna ni Natte [Crowdfunding]



Note: This is not a release! It's a crowdfunding effort to get this translated!

I think I'll start the rest of my crowdfunded efforts like this too. This way nobody (I hope) gets confused about what are normal releases and what are crowdfunding efforts. Anyway, this post is for Papa, Boku no Onna ni Natte to get translated. If any of you remember, I actually already translated the black and white portion of this here. This is for the rest of it. Click here to find out how to donate to the crowdfund.

This release would be a bit special, as the blank CG files without the text are a bit bigger, so I'd be placing text on top of those rather than erasing the text bubbles and refilling them. Saves a lot of time and lowers the price a lot, too.

We're currently at $50 out of $117 we need to finish this. If you're interested in seeing this released, consider donating any amount!

Edit: We're now at $67 out of $117. Only $50 left!
Edit 2: We're now at $84.46 out of $117. A minuscule $32.54 to go!
Edit 3: We're now at $86.46 out of $117.  Merely $30.54 to go!
Edit 4: We're now at $101.46 out of $117. You'd need a microscope to see the tiny $15.54 until 
the goal!

Edit 5: We've reached the goal in less than one week since this went up! Thanks to all the contributors. I've added it to the end of the translation queue. Hope you guys enjoy it.

[Negishiomeron] Kimi no Doutei Seishi Boku ni Choudai♪ [English]


Finally finished. Announcements in the posts below this one, so check that out if you're interested.

Another cute succubus (male). He's actually never called a succubus if I remember correctly, though. Anyway, it's 200+ pages of exactly what you'd expect. There's even double anal. Enjoy.

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2017 Announcements (Part 2 - Crowdfunding Commissions)

Now we get to the good stuff. I will now be allowing crowdfunding for large single commissions that are above $100 in price. This is limited to single works above $100, multiple works that add together to equal $100 do NOT count. 

That being said, I'll explain how this will work. At first, I planned on maybe using Patreon or Kickstarter, but after talking to some people and thinking about it, we all really wanted one thing: simplicity. Simplicity over everything else. So rather than using an entirely different site dedicated to crowdfunding, I'm simply going to make a big pot that people can send me money toward on Paypal as if they were commissioning something normally. Below are the exact steps on how it'll work.

1. Someone picks a work they want that costs over $100 using the current commission price.

2. They email me, but instead of saying "I want this commissioned", they tell me they want it crowdfunded.

3. They pay a 25% deposit to get it started. This is 25% of the total cost it would be, and it goes toward the funding, obviously. I will refund this if the funding doesn't reach the goal after a while (of your choosing, after the first month).

4. After the payment goes through, I'll make an official post about it like I would with any other release, except with [Crowdfunding] in the title. Then I'll link to the gallery where the work is and let people know that it's out there and they can donate if they want to see it translated. I'll also probably make a side-bar that shows all the current translations that are crowdfunding but haven't reached the goal yet.

5. People donate. I'll update the post with the total amount we have so far every time I get a donation. If it reaches the goal, I'll immediately add it to the end of the current translation queue. Unlike the commissions, these donations will have to be made upfront, rather than half first, half later. This is because it would be much more difficult to ask for payments from a dozen or so people at once after the translation is complete.

And that's about it. It's pretty simple, but there are a few rules. These rules are stated below. They're important. Read them.

Rule 1: Again, this is only if a single work costs above $100 to translate. If you commission three things that add up to over $100, it does not count.

Rule 2: Once I get the deposit from the person asking to start the crowdfunding, it has to remain up for at least a month. After that month, you can ask me to take it down and refund the current goal at any time.

Rule 3: This isn't really a rule, but more of a reminder. If you want to donate to one of the translations, you have to let me know which one, and for how much. This is because, obviously, most people aren't going to use their real name in the email, but a lot do for their Paypal. So if I get multiple donations in a short amount of time, and all I have to go by are a few emails, I'm not going to know who donated what amount. This is important if I have to issue refunds.

And that's all I have about crowdfunding. If you have any questions, email me or leave a comment. I hope you guys enjoy this new form of commissioning, and let's have a traptastic 2017.

2017 Announcements (Part 1 - Price increase and genre expansion)

Hello everyone. I'm finally getting around to doing the announcements I planned on doing two weeks ago. There are three total, and this will cover the first two, which I'm sure you can guess from the title.

The first is a price increase. This is pretty simple. It's now going to be $1.50 per page instead of $1 for black and white translations only. This does NOT apply to CGs, which have always been $1.50 per page. They're not getting increased at all. This is much more in-line with what you'd get from other translators. It's still a bit cheaper, but I only do trap (shemale now too, more on that below) and monstergirl, so I think it's fine to be a little cheap.

Now, here's another important part: if you are commissioning a single work (like a tank) where the amount of pages is over 100, I'll discount the price back to $1 per page. So basically, if you commission a tank and it costs over $150 ($100 on the old $1 per page system, or over 100 pages), your price will go back down to $100. This is so that people who want to commission something big don't have to pay an outrageous sum of money. This also only applies if it's a single work. If you commission three different works, each 35 pages long, it wouldn't count. That would still get the original $1.50 per page. The reason is that if someone is lacking money, it's much easier to say "Oh well, I'll just commission these two instead of these three, and wait a bit until I get the money for the third." than it is to say "Oh, I don't have enough for this tank. Guess I'll cut the story off at chapter 4 and ruin everyone's day, including mine, until I get more money."

This does begin today, so sorry for anyone that wanted to commission something soon. If you're just a casual commissioner, it shouldn't affect you too much. Just maybe a $10 to $15 increase if you're commissioning a single doujinshi.

The second announcement is that I'm also allowing commissions of shemale now. Any shemale. They now effectively function as traps. You don't need a trap in the work at all, as long as there's a shemale. Pretty self-explanatory.

Wednesday, January 18, 2017

[R kaffy (Aichi Shiho)] Shounen Succubus -Date Hen After- [English] [Digital]


More trap succubus! More! The afterward even says he'll be making more succubus stuff, too. Good. We need more!

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[Yuunagi no Senryokugai Butai (Nagi Ichi)] Tsuntsun Shota Elf to Hame Ari Sekukyaba Bunny [English] [Digital]


Nagi Ichi delivers more of his elf shotas.

Gonna finish up the Succubus CG set from a while ago so it doesn't get too far behind and I drop it, then I'll open up the crowdfunding commissions. I promise. Hopefully I'll finish up this CG set in the next few days. I'm about halfway done with it, but there were over 225 pages, so that doesn't say much. Anyway, enjoy this release and the next one until then.

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Sunday, January 15, 2017

[You know who] Y2 [English]

Copyright prevents me from spilling too much, but you probably know who this is if you've been following my translations.

Anyway, Nagi Ichi's Lolo book next, then short Succubus book my Aichi Shiho, then I'm going to try and finally finish that other succubus CG set from a while ago. I was planning on making those announcements and starting up the crowdfunding commissions around now, but I ended up taking on Lolo's book, which I wasn't expecting, and I really want to finish that CG before it goes on too long. I've gotten a few emails asking me to wait a little longer anyway, so they can get the lower price for commissions once they get the money for them, so oh well. I should still be able to finish it up this month, so I suppose waiting is better.

Enjoy, and until next time.

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Friday, January 13, 2017

[NOWHERE (NONAME)] Yoru no Kao wa Enkou Shounen -Aki-chan no Hitori Shigotohen- [English] [Digital]


NONAME is quickly becoming one of my favorite artists. I loved the previous one, and the art in this one is improved. Aki is so fucking hot.

I hardly ever do this, but here's the link to his booth if you want to support him. It's only like $5 for this one, and $3 for the previous one of his (which I've also translated).

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Thursday, January 12, 2017

(C91) [Tamago no Kara (Shiroo)] Wel-CUM HOUSE [English]


I kind of wish they'd kept him hairy, since you barely ever see that outside rarely some milf stuff, but he does look cute shaved.

Probably another free one coming up soon. Trying to push it into high gear.

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Monday, January 9, 2017

(C89) [Aimaitei (Aimaitei Umami)] Futanari Onna Saniwa x Katana no Ero Hon 2 (Touken Ranbu) [English]


Anthropomorphic katana hunk gets fucked in the ass by a reluctant futa. What more do you need to know?

I've already started working on my next translation. It's the Makuro top trap sequel. I'll probably do a couple more free ones after that, then try to finish up a few commissions, then create that announcement post that I mentioned earlier hopefully in a week or so.

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Commissioner: WiredRM

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Friday, January 6, 2017

[0bake] Touhou YouReimu – Phantom Limb and Ghostly Sense (Touhou Project) [English]


Gender bender 2hu's fuck spirit. A spirit that's hiding a secret.

Another week and a half before I increase commission prices, so if you want a short doujinshi commissioned, now's the time.

More commissions next probably, then some good free stuff. Hopefully by then I'll be finished with the succubus CG set too.

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Sunday, January 1, 2017

(C91) [R kaffy (Aichi Shiho)] Shounen Succubus -Date Hen- [English] [Digital] + Important 2017 Announcements!



Happy New Year!

Here's to 2017 hopefully being filled with just as much trap goodness as 2016. I'm sure if you know about this blog, you already know what this series is about, but here's a succubus lovey-dovey date chapter for you. It's very sweet.

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Annoucnements:
(tl;dr skip to the end)

So, I have three (kind of four maybe?) announcements regarding commissions. Note that these are not going into effect today. I'll make a real post about them when they do (probably 2 weeks or so). They're all upcoming changes. The first one is probably going to be bad news for most of you, so we'll get that out of the way to focus on the positives. It's a price increase. Now, if any of you are familiar with other translators out there, you probably knew this was coming, as my prices are insanely low. I only know one other translator that comes close, and he's...not the best quality (If his name starts with CG, then yes, it's who you're thinking of). In fact, $1 per page is approaching what some people charge just for scripts or editing alone. As in, just one, not the other. So I'm increasing the price to $1.50 per black and white page. This is still lower than many other translators, and for most people, it'll only be an increase of $10 or so per commission. But for me, since I'm getting way more commissions than I thought I would, it'll be a nice bonus. I'm keeping the CG sets and transparent text bubble prices the same. Only the black and white ones are being increased. I'd like to increase the CG set prices too, but CG sets are usually large, and I feel like anything over $1.50 is too much for them. I'm sure you're probably thinking "But what if I want a tank!? Before I could commission you for a whole tank and it would be affordable!" Fear not, big spender. Read on.

Now for the good stuff: First, I'll be doing a discount on large single translations. I'm not sure where the price cutoff will be, but something like $150 or more (so $100 with the previous $1 price) will net you a discount back to the original $100. Now, this only counts for single large, black and white translations. Basically, tanks. The gist is that a big tank will be essentially the same with the new price as it is now. I'll talk about specifics when I release the real announcement post in 2 weeks.

Second, I'll be expanding my genre a little bit to include shemale stuff. It's a small expansion, but I know some people out there will like this. There doesn't have to be traps or anything in it any longer. Shemale is now accepted for commissions. I probably won't translate much myself as free translations, but you can commission shemale now. Note that this does NOT include futa! There are already enough translators out there for that. Futa commissions still require a trap to be present. If you're confused by futa vs shemale, here's my policy: if it has a vagina, it's futa. If not, it's shemale. Some people like to draw the line at balls or not, I don't. Vag = futa. Simple.

Third, and here's where it gets really good, is that I'll be attempting a new crowdfucking crowdfunding system for large translations. The idea was suggested to me by someone in an email, and apparently they got the idea from smdc a while ago, so thanks to them. It's essentially exactly what it says. People will be able to create crowdfunding posts for their larger commissions. This will be open to any single commission of a single work. So if you want a single CG set translated, or a large tank, or even something with transparent bubbles, now you don't have to come up with the money all on your own. How it's going to work is that people can pay a deposit (say, 30% of the cost; again, I'll have to think about the exact amount when I make the real post in 2 weeks), to open a crowdfunding option for me to translate something. I'll make a post about it on the blog, etc. Then once it gets funded, I'll add it to the end of the current translation queue I have. The cool thing about this is that, not only will popular stuff get maybe hundreds of extra people donating, even if it's only $1, to get stuff funded, but even unpopular stuff, you don't lose anything by funding it, as you can just gradually put your own money down if nobody else is interested. For example, if you have a $200 CG set, and you put down the $60 or whatever as a deposit, but then a month passes and it only gets, say, $100 (so a total of $160), you can say fuck it and put the extra $40 down. Or just wait. I'm also probably going to offer refunds after a certain amount of time has passed and nobody funds. They'll be full refunds minus whatever amount the crowdfunding site takes.

tl;dr: Black and white doujinshi prices increased to $1.50 per page, discount if you commission a single black and white translation that's over $150 with the new price ($100 at old price). Genre expansion to include shemale (no trap required for shemale) but not futa (trap still required somewhere for futa). Vagina anywhere = futa, no vagina = shemale.  Opening up crowdfunding for expensive translations. Instead of paying $200 for a single translation, put down a $60 (% amount pending) deposit, then see if anyone else will pay a bit to get it translated.

And there you have it. 2017 looks to be starting off as a busy year. This will be my 4th year translating things. I honestly can't believe it's been that long. It feels surreal that people now regard me as one of the more famous translators out there, and one of the only consistent ones for trap content. I still remember translating small individual images back on /d/ and thinking "Hmm, this is kinda fun. Maybe I'll try translating something bigger." Now this blog has over one and a quarter million individual views. That's insane. I don't want to make this a really long post reminiscing about the past, but rather I just want to say that I can't believe how far this whole thing has come. The ride never ends, though, so let's hope 2017 is as interesting a year as 2016 was. I had a lot of fun with you guys in 2016, and I'm glad to see you're back in 2017. Until next time.